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Monday, 1 August 2016

10 Types of Pokemon On Tinder

1.  Machoke

Swipe, swipe, swipe... how many pictures of your rock hard abs and perky pecks do you need to upload? We get it, you love the gym and you're mega ripped. Now how about a picture with your clothes on?

2.  Squirtle

It's either always sunny where you are, or you're definitely hiding something behind those shades. Too cool for school. (swipes left)

3. Ninetales

This ones an absolute hottie. You consider giving them a super-like, but ponder over if its worth looking mega keen. *whoops, accidentally just hit super-like* - Ah, well.

4. Exeggcute

How are we supposed to know which one out of the 18 guys is you!? Selfie game? Definitely not strong. We're just going to assume you're the not so pretty one way in the back there.

5. Charizard

This guy does what he wants. Maybe he'll message you back, maybe he won't? He'll disappear for a month and make an appearance when he's good and ready. *rolls eyes*

6. Diglett

No matter what dating app you use, you find yourself coming across this one time & time again. Maybe it's the universe giving you a sign, maybe it's fate? Maybe you should swipe right and give the fella a chance? Nah.

7. Butterfree

The one guy who's being a proper keeno and doesn't care about the double texting rule. *unmatch*

8. Rattata

When you write 'just ask' in your bio, we immediately assume you lack any form of personality and we feel our lives would be much better if we didn't 'ask' at all. Fix up mate.

9. Mewtwo

There's a rumour that genuinely nice guys are on here! It takes utter determination and endless swipes to the left before you even come close to discovering this rare treat.


10. Eevee

When your age bracket is set to 26 - 35 and a 28 year old with the most child like face pops up and you start to freak out. On further investigation you find out that Tinder F**ked up and he really is just 16. Panic over.


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  1. Haha that's really funny - and very accurate too in my experience of Tinder!

  2. LMFAO! Spot on! Love this post, I've seen a few Eevee, disturbing!

  3. This is so funny, I have only seen tinder once when one of my boys was sitting next to me and I was being nosey.

  4. Gosh I haven't watched or paid attention to Pokemon since I was 10! I have admit that it is really funny. xx

  5. Haha, amazing what a great post. I definitely see loads of machoke types with guys showing off their abs x

  6. Oh my god you are so right! Especially about Machoke. Its the Machoke's that always tend to be super boring in person too!

  7. This is literally incredible, I am rolling around in laughter. Queen <3

  8. LOL this is funny! I've never tried Tinder as I've been married for 10 years but I'm going to send this to my single friends who I'm sure will appreciate it xx

  9. Lol! There are definitely some recurring characters and personalities. This is a fun way of looking at it!

  10. What a cute post! I really need to download this app and join in on the fun!

    xoxo, Candice Nikeia

  11. I confess I don't know what Tinder is. I feel old! Haha! My teenage son is well into this Pokemon Go though and it's good that something has managed to get him up off his backside and out walking! :)

  12. My friend has older children and they have got my daughter into Pokemon Go recently. I have to admit I am quite enjoying it! x

  13. Haha, so funny! I really feel like I'm missing out; I've not been single in the Tinder era, but a lot of these apply in the traditional online dating world too!

  14. This was hilarious haha! Great and original read. It's so true too! Thank goodness I recently deleted Tinder!

    Ashleigh x - UK fashion, lifestyle and travel blog

  15. hahaha, this is hilarious. I've never used Tinder myself, but I can totally see how this would work :D

  16. Haha, this did make me laugh. I never trust those people that where sunglasses all the time.

  17. Haha YES!! Absolutely love this post - gave me a right laugh!

  18. What a fab post! haha! Will have to show my partner this!

  19. LOL your post has had me chuckling from start to finish. I don't have tinder and havent used it but I know so many lads that fit those descriptions! xxx

  20. This post really made me laugh - thank you! x

  21. hahaha I literally laughed from start to finish with this. Just so funny yet spot on. My daughter loves Pokemon Go AND is on Tinder so I will be sharing this with her! x

  22. Ha ha I love this, although I've never had the good fortune (or not) to use Tinder! So funny!

  23. I think I really need to give this Pokemon Go a try.

  24. haha love it, I shall no longer look at the kids Pokemon GO the same!

  25. I think I may be the only person that isn't into pokemon. I don't really have time to find out about it either.

  26. I like the post format as you create user engagement in the complete article. It seems round up of all published posts. Thanks for gauging the informative posts. Tinder apps

  27. Aha I loved this! So many weirdos on Tinder.. There are definitely some alright ones, too - I met my boyfriend on there :)


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